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I'm doing it, Jerry! I'm buying the Frogger machine!
All right! Now you're doing something productive!
SD
Tuesday, July 31, 2007
Tuesday, July 31, 2007
Eleven years earlier...
Jerry had no idea into what he was getting himself.
SD
Sunday, July 29, 2007
Sunday, July 29, 2007
Scipio Africanus
Anyone else slightly disappointed that Scipio was never used as a first name in the Harry Potter series?
SD
Friday, July 27, 2007
Friday, July 27, 2007
WE'LL ALL GET PAID
"The man has more lives than a cat."
SD
Thursday, July 26, 2007
Thursday, July 26, 2007
George Costanza: I'm the bad boy.
... I've never been the bad boy before.
Jerry: You've been the bad employee, the bad son, the bad friend.
George: Yes, yes, yes.
Jerry: The bad fiance, the bad dinner guest,the bad credit risk.
George: THe point is made.
Jerry: The bad date, the bad sport, the bad citizen.
George: *gets up and leaves restaurant*
Jerry: The bad tipper!
SD
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
Dark Warlord: SAY YOUR PRAYERS!
Ronin Warrior: Your mother wears army boots!
SD
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
Children's novels? I think not!!
"That's my boy!" Wood kept yelling. Alicia, Angelina, and Katie had all kissed Harry; Fred had him in a grip so tight Harry felt as though his head would come off. (262)
"Tangled together in a many-armed hug, the Gryffindor team sank, yelling hoarsely, back to earth." (312)
"Harry had a confused impression of noise and bodies pressing in on him." (312)
"Why so miserable, Harry?" he said quietly. "You should be very proud of yourself after last night." (425)
"But Harry could hardly swallow." (418)
"Hermione's mouth was slightly open by the time Harry had finished." (406)
"I'm going to tie him up," said Lupin. "That's all, I swear" (376)
"How come Fred and George never gave it to me!" said Ron, outraged. "I'm their brother!" (198)
"Can we have another go? Just one more go?"
"Not now," said Lupin firmly. "You've had enough for one night." (242)
"Something sliver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wand" (262)
"Yeh've got to stroke 'em," said Hagrid, as though this was the most obvious thing in the world. "Look-" (113)
"You are easily satisfied. Lupin is hardly overtaxing you--" (171)
"What are you doing?" said Harry curiously. "How come you're not going to Hogsmeade?"
"We've come to give you a bit of festive cheer before we go," said Fred with a mysterious wink. "Come in here..."
He nodded toward an empty classroom to the left of the one-eyed statue. Harry followed Fred and George inside. George closed the door quietly and then turned, beaming, to look at Harry.
"Early Christmas present for you, Harry," he said.
Fred pulled something from his cloak with a flourish... (191)
He was on all fours again on Snape's office floor.
"Well, we'll soon find out, won't we?" said Snape smoothly. "Wand out, Potter."
Harry moved into his usual position...
"Well?" said Ron finally, looking up at Harry. "How was it?" Harry considered for a moment.
"Wet." He said truthfully.
"Snape eyed Harry, tracing his mouth with one long, thin finger as he did so." (531)
"...screwing up her eyes each time with the same pained expression she had worn back in Harry's bedroom."
SD
Sunday, July 22, 2007
Sunday, July 22, 2007
My childhood
I was ten when I first picked up the Harry Potter series. I was the same age as Harry in the first book. Then he jumped ahead with the second and third books.
It's taken me almost seven years, but I'm as old as Harry Potter again.
SD
Friday, July 20, 2007
Friday, July 20, 2007
George: Perhaps I could better serve the world this way.
Jerry: By not subjecting women to your sexual advances.
George: Simple joke from a simple man.
SD
Thursday, July 19, 2007
Thursday, July 19, 2007
Henry
A smiling Asian guy, awkward in voice both in English and Chinese. Intelligent but reserved, very ... winning, really. He was cute like a dog.
Anyway, he's going to Taiwan for the rest of the summer. One less friendly face at work. =[
SD
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
I don't fear Balboa
But I pity da foo!!
SD
Monday, July 16, 2007
Monday, July 16, 2007
I can tell you what to do!
- no, it's more than that -
- I can tell you what to think, too!
- I need someone I can trust.
- .. Oh.
SD
Sunday, July 15, 2007
Sunday, July 15, 2007
The Protector
Completely epic movie about an elephant and a guy who really enjoys the sound of snapping bones, short-circuiting ligaments, and other such regular bodily functions.
SD
Friday, July 13, 2007
Friday, July 13, 2007
I stand corrected
Bagpipes are actually pretty awesome.
And one does not say thank you in Britain.
SD
Thursday, July 12, 2007
Thursday, July 12, 2007
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