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Hand modeler: You know whose hands they remind me of?
Hand modeler: Ray... McKidney...
George: Who was he?
Hand modeler: The most exquisite hands you'd ever seen. Oh, he had it all.
George: What happened to him?
*pause*
Hand modeler: Tragic story, I'm afraid... He could have had any woman in the world. But none could match the beauty of his own hand. And that became his one true love.
George: You mean, uh...
Hand modeler: ... Yes. He was not... Master of his domain.
George: But how uh...
Hand modeler: The muscles. Became so strained with overuse they went through his hand and left it in a deformed position, so he was left with nothing but a claw. Traveled the world seeking a cure... acupuncturists, herbists, swamis... nothing helped. Towards the end his hands became so frozen that he was unable to manipulate utensils! - and was dependent on cubscouts to feet him. I hadn't seen a pair of hands like Ray McKidney's until today. You are his successor! I, uh... only hope you have a little more self-control.
*pause*
George Costanza: You don't have to worry about me. I won a contest.
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Tuesday, June 05, 2007
Tuesday, June 05, 2007
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