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Ancient Boxing Proverb

"You're in Osaka. When you have a mic, you gotta say something."

SD
Monday, March 26, 2007

ADIOS TO YOU, DRAKE-AROONI!!

...

Ah, ha ha...

Fenton-ino, don't call me that.

SD
Sunday, March 25, 2007

Darkwing no Ippo

"She fell for my trap, hook, line, and sinker... INTO THE SCUBA GEAR, LAUNCHPAD!!" - Darkwing Duck



"Will it be the Devil or Satan that smiles upon me? It's a monster either way I go. Come party with me, Jimmy Sisfer!" - Miyata Ichiro

SD
Saturday, March 24, 2007

Relax little Honkster! You're actin' like you never been on a date before!

- I... I... haven't.
- Well, you've been to a dance before, haven't you?
- No, Launchpad.
- Oh. Well, go ahead and be nervous.
- Thank you, Launchpad.

SD
Sunday, March 18, 2007

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Heroes in a Half Shell
Turtle Power!

They're the world's most fearsome fighting team!
They're heroes in a half shell, and they're green!
When the evil Shredder attacks
These turtle boys don't cut him no slack!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Splinter taught them to be ninja teens!
Leonardo leads; Donatello does machines!
Raphael is cool but rude!
Michelangelo is a party dude!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Heroes in a Half Shell
TURTLE POWER!





"It's like the chicken said, Launchpad. I knew the job was dangerous when I took it!"



"I'll be holding my breath and counting the minutes!"
"Wow, at the same time!?"

SD
Friday, March 16, 2007

Let's say two men - call them Bob and John - both want to buy a new car...

They go to the same dealership on the same day and order the same model of car, with exactly the same options. Yet John pays $3,500 less for the car than Bob does. Why?

Simple. Throughout the entire course of his discussions with the car salesman, John was holding an eighteen-inch machete. This basic tactic - which rarely occurs to most car buyers - gave John a big edge in his negotiations, an edge that he was able to take to the bank*.





*When he got to the bank, he was able to withdraw $15,000 in cash, even though he did not have a bank account.

SD
Thursday, March 15, 2007

Reginald Bushroot: Let's get deciduous!

Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the slug that slimes your vegonias! I... am - Herb Muddlefoot, cast as a construction worker?

Mr. Muddlefoot: Actually no, that's my part.

Mrs. Muddlefoot: Yes, and I'm a high-powered money-grubbing land developer with absolutely no redeeming qualities whatsoever.





Director: Now this is more like it! Pointless violence! Oh treachery! Audiences love treachery!






Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the director that leaves you on the cutting room floor!

SD
Saturday, March 03, 2007


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