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I am the Canardian Guardian!

Champion of safety!

Saaaaaaaaaafety fiiiirst!!!!

That voice is so stranglable. 143




Darkwing Duck: Unfortunately, the only person about to get hurt was someone very important to me... Me.

SD
Tuesday, February 27, 2007

I am the Canardian Guardian!

Saaaaaaaaaafety fiiiirst!!!!

That voice is so stranglable. 143

SD

Tell that bitch to chill! Chill, bitch, chill!

Feeling better now. Only a month and a half until the next school vacation, after all, and there's no way in hell that anything like this will happen this time.

And until then, there's free pizza to which I can look forward, multitudinous construction incarnadine, and seven or eight more episodes of 24.

As of now, only six days 'til Monday!

SD

North Carolina

Never before did I want a vacation to end so badly. I persevered and lost my second-to-last vacation as a high school student ever.

So after one awesome day, vacation is basically over.

Fuck life.

SD
Sunday, February 25, 2007

I am the terror that flaps in the night

I am the batteries that are not included!

I... am Darkwing... Duck!!




Goslin: Darkwing, Launchpad was innocent! I was the one doing the defacing!

Darkwing Duck (evil): You were an innocent civilian led astray by a criminal mastermind!!

Goslin: Dad, it's Launchpad.

Darkwing Duck: Nonsense! That-- oh, yeah, you're right.

SD
Thursday, February 15, 2007

Getaway.... getaway.... get away. Get. Away.

You could've left the scarf at home and let her know you'll be "wearing an expression of desperation."

I was curious. Since I'm not a cat, that's not dangerous.

To think that if you didn't talk to Cameron, we could be ranking nurses in terms of doability.

- She's about to jump off the lobby balcony -
- What, you think I can catch her?

SD
Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Coldcoldcoldcoldcoldcoldcoldcold

Ah, I should know better than to say something like "Spring is coming." Only two days after the massive snow, much of it had melted. I stepped outside without donning the Yellow Coat and froze for a solid three hours.

Moral of the story: Never trust a Frenchman.

SD
Monday, February 05, 2007

Crickcrickcrickcrickcrickcrickcrickcrick

Someday... someday, I'll actually manage to watch Neon Genesis Evangelion. Someday I'll have the time to play the Wii that my dad has played nonstop for a month and a half.

I feel slightly ill thinking about it.

I was on my way out to drive to Life Care Center, putting on my white Court Classic sneakers, when I realised how fucking warm it was. The snow from last night had collapsed a major branch of the badass evergreen in my front yard, but a good portion had melted into slushy, powerful packing material. Blinding light, warm weather, and the mention of HMMT coming up at the end of a week's vacation.

And therefore, as I relish the first - hopefully of several - major snow event of the 2006-2007 winter; I anticipate the coming of the spring. And as I think about the significance of those dates...

Bleh, cut off from my train of thought.

SD
Sunday, February 04, 2007


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