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My First Day Of School
You are Donkey Kong, an ape of ape-like proportions.
You are the Master of your Town; you wake up early as all hell and lord it all the way to a doughnut shop. You embark from there on a reconnaissance flight back to your Domain. You and Carol Murphree exchange words, laughter, hugs, and pastries before heading off to the New Challenges.
The path of the giant ape is beset on all sides by the inequities of the freshman and the tyranny of lower ability students. Blessed are you who, in the name of nobility and sheer leetness, shove the weak down the stairs of the West Wing, for you are truly your vassals' superior... and the owner of lost children.
And you will strike down upon the masses, with coconut shells and bongo bashings, those who attempt to obscure and deride your hallways. And they will you that you are mother****ing Donkey Kong... when you lay your vengeance upon them.
Empowered by your righteous religious imagery, you discover an English class that, for the first time ever, does not look like a total abomination. An abomination it is, without doubt, but not total.
SD
Thursday, September 07, 2006
Thursday, September 07, 2006
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